Politician's thumb

The way a politician holds their hand in a first with their thumb used as the pointer, because focus groups said that using a finger was too aggressive.

Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.

Did you see the rendition of Nikki Haley in the SNL episode of the Republican presidential candidates debate? She nailed the politician's thumb.

by Werdenschmidt November 13, 2023

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Giving a thumbs up

the cause for the highest percentage of lesbian deaths.
STRATEGY.

to stick thumbs up an easy lesbian causing immediate deconstruction of their sexuality. earning them the cock

GAME IS GAME.

How was the checkup?
He gave me the "thumbs up"}
"giving a thumbs up"

by Thumbsup2! January 9, 2024

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john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

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just put a thumb in it

when your 50. cal explodes on cam, your jugular gets punctured and your lung collapses, and you shove your thumb and shirt into the wound to stop the bleeding and losing other fluids

Guy 1:Did you hear Scott made another 50. Cal explode?
Guy 2: No, did he Just Put A Thumb In It?
Guy 1: Nah, it was for an experiment to see why his 50. cal blew up

by CeraNeon January 19, 2024

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