Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.

What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?

by Flatline fister July 4, 2018

Rusty uppercut

The sexual act of tongue punching a girls fart box while simultaneously fisting her fish taco. (Vagina)

Bruh, Jenny was still gagging for it after rooting last night. Had to resort to the rusty uppercut.

by Your mate February 23, 2017

Rusty Gillespie

When a babe and/or (straight Ish/bi) bubba have their mouths on another man’s (usually a straight Alpha/Bull’s) natural, as-is (typically ripe, visibly dirty) tail pipe, as a service/respect, when the bull suddenly (purposefully or subconsciously) rips a massive (dry or wet) fart which is wholly forced into the butt lickers’ mouths or in their face. It’s disrespectful to try To avoid eating the farts , no matter how noxious or messy. It’s good To thank him.

It’s not unusual for a variety of reasons that a country boy learn early what a rusty Gillespie is and how powerfully the silent message of respect and/or submission is sent in this timeless right of passage taught usually by the boy’s father with the intention that the boy will service the father’s asshole with his smiling, eager to please mouth, and likely all the fathers friends if the boy shows a knack for this. My big strapping cornfed hard working burly pop who had this MASSIVE wide round hairy working man’s ASS. The level of stank and often the amount of tackiness from all that assjulce built up during his tough work sat and thick shit skits and dingle berries in dad’s butt hairs made training to be dads TP, buttsuck, and gas receptacle so challenging, nasty, AND rewarding. And the look of pride he had watching his best bud, a massive black meathead, squat daily on his young son’s flushed , confused, nauseated, scared face was lewd and encouraging, and demanding that giving that huge black stank tube a deep cleaning and that I ASK & beg for him to fart. I was a child prodigy BLACK rusty Gillespie player.

by Bull Ass Sniffer December 26, 2022

The Rusty Wiggle

An unconscious squirming motion that is sometimes the result of anal leakage due to overconsumption of Greek Yogurt.

I've had yogurt for breakfast all week and now I'm doing the Rusty Wiggle.

by @JESTERWUZHERE March 3, 2022

Rusty CHAMCO

A grumpy old man who smokes a heavy amount of cigarettes,and consumes an un healthy amount of alcohol.

I saw a rusty CHAMCO sitting on his front porch

by Mr cumaco November 6, 2019

Rusty Mel

A couple that is/was destined to be together! When the sex is so amazing, fun, wild and compassionate it leaves you trembling! When the thought, the sight, and the smell of that person is all you think about that you just have to have them!

Wow, did you see that couple? Yeah that's Rusty Mel! They truly love/loved each other! They are/were perfect for each other!

by Rusty Mel June 14, 2023

Rusty's Special

When your man works for Rusty's towing and as he gets in his cab for work, you give him the best reacharound of his life before his cheeks hit the seat.

He was about to leave but I gave him a Rusty's Special.

by Deedeeismycat July 22, 2023