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pocket boner

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.
James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011
mugGet the pocket bonermug.

Pocket Beer

A beer that was purchased in the past for future consumption, even though you currently were currently consuming other beverages, but knowing that when said cocktails were finished, he would want another beverage.
Rob got super drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day yesterday as a result of all the “pocket beers” he had consumed... not all the cocktails he drank.
by Lucky Robbie March 18, 2018
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Pocket Music

The noise that results when a music player is left on, but the ear buds were earlier put in the pocket for some reason and forgotten.
We both thought we were hearing shit, it turned out it was his pocket music.

Me: You hea summthin dawg?
Jamal: Nah dawg you straight trippin.
Me: Shiiiiiiiiiit nigga it was just pocket music!
by RITStonerKid April 7, 2011
mugGet the Pocket Musicmug.

juul pocket

the pocket in the back of lululemon or iviva shorts that fits a juul perfectly
bro where’s the juul? oh it’s in the juul pocket
by Bejejebrhkwkwkebbry Jekqnbw August 8, 2019
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Hose pocket

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)
Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!
by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012
mugGet the Hose pocketmug.

Finger pocket

Her: "Hey babe wanna play w my finger pocket?"
Him: absolutely!
by STU12 May 22, 2022
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steam pocket

When one displaces gas in their pants, it creates a steam pocket, that slowly dissipates from the legs, and waistline of the pants.
I farted in class and tried to hold it, only to release a steam pocket for the entire classroom.
by Cub4n December 21, 2016
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