A short furry dumb-ass with low self-esteem, limited sex appeal, and the inability to learn. He suffers from Achondroplasia (He is short) and is highly contagious
- Do not feed Kevin-Plant after midnight
- Do not get Kevin-Plant Wet
- Do not touch it, you risk turning into a Kevin-Plant
- Do not feed Kevin-Plant after midnight
- Do not get Kevin-Plant Wet
- Do not touch it, you risk turning into a Kevin-Plant
by ColtonBuckley October 14, 2009
Kevin Jonas is the lead guitarist of the most wonderful band ever the Jonas Brothers! He is incredibly gogeous with both straight and curly hair. He is an amazing singer, though he only chooses to do back ups.
Girl; I love Kevin Jonas.
Other Girl: Same
Girl: I like him with straight hair
Other Girl I like him with both
Both: Hes Hot!
Kevin Jonas Rocks. He is like amazing!
Other Girl: Same
Girl: I like him with straight hair
Other Girl I like him with both
Both: Hes Hot!
Kevin Jonas Rocks. He is like amazing!
by Crazykindofcrushonjonas February 25, 2008
Scumbag. Whitetrash. Loser. Mooch. The exhusband of whitetrash, whore, Brittany Spears. She is the ONLY reason he has any money whatsoever. They belonged together and were two peas in a pod. He thinks he possesses any talent but is just a loser who can't even rap, which isnt all that difficult. Lowlife. Tummyrot.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 03, 2007
A rotund, insufferably smug oxygen thief inexplicably granted an endless supply of cash to write / produce / direct / 'act' in an agonising series of self-gratifying filmic shit.
'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.
It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.
Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.
'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.
It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.
Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.
I never thought my screenplay 'Lindsay Dawn And Deng Xiaoping In The Quest For The Cunt Of Mohammed' would sell until I saw Kevin Smith's 'Clerks 2'.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
a bitch ass cunt nigga jew who screws up group chats and people's social lives, making girls triggered. if you meet him, immediately yell "NIGGA ALEART" and block him on all social media possible.
by PMMeNudes November 23, 2016
If Kevin Jonas would just quit the boy band and take a few more guitar lessons, he might have half a chance at a decent solo career.
by pieisyourdrug July 07, 2009
by Olivia December 27, 2004