The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.
I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.
by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022
Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
by Abbott December 4, 2022
A Beer.
by crusty throat October 4, 2011
by Dubp September 8, 2021
A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.
by Idon'tknowanymore December 24, 2022
when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
by david is done March 27, 2018