A homosexual from central Oklahoma. Derived from the area's famous red dirt, the term uses alliteration when combined with "rump ranger" to describe homosexuals of that region.
by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006
Get the Red Dirt Rump Rangermug. by Crazee Boy September 17, 2008
Get the up the old dirt roadmug. i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing
by jeff monroe May 26, 2006
Get the tounge punching the dirt starfishmug. 1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006
Get the up the ol' dirt roadmug. A group of people or person that are/is crackheady', retarded, low-lives, inbred, or in general just dumb as two rocks fucking.
"Cleetus you Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel quit smoking meth everytime you do, you end up fucking the livestock!"... "One of these days your dumbass might actually fuck a female and knock up one of the poor bastards"
by Sly.Farron June 22, 2021
Get the Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrelmug. An actual lack of driving at all. All the trees fall down usually preventing any navigation of roads. If that does not happen then his central location is actually frozen preventing the Ram 2500 4x4 from movement.
Where is Clay this morning? It snowed so he is probably not coming in. Oh so he is out "Dirt Clay Ice Driving". Yeah I assume every tree has fallen or there is ice. My roads were clear! Yeah those falling trees and ice build up only happen in Laguardo.
by Big Whitey Ford February 21, 2022
Get the Dirt Clay Ice Drivingmug. by SleezyE November 10, 2010
Get the Tongue Punching The Dirt Starmug.