Crap Daniels

The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.

"Dude... You forgot your girlfriends birthday today.."

"Crap Daniels!!"

by wonderkind April 30, 2010

Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

by Chicken.wings May 23, 2021

Crap and Shitney

a way of saying Pratt and Whitney as their turbofans have so many problems.

4 A321neos and 2 777-200s are grounded thanks to Crap and Shitney’s engines always being problematic. Calling their engines dependable is a joke.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 17, 2025

crap-nut

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.

He is such a crap-nut!

by trayceee December 15, 2008

crap-o-thon

Marathon Diarrhea, sometimes medically induced

I chickened out and decided to postpone my crap-o-thon until after my wife recovers from her surgery...

by audioman10 November 3, 2010

crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.

Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.

by AnnabelS February 11, 2015

Crap Snook

Insult to use towards a person you think is pathetic and/or a loser

Hey crap snook, give me 5 bucks

by Megster3000X February 6, 2025