wood slap

Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.

Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap

by robgreen June 8, 2009

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022

woods rich

Like Hood Rich or Hillbilly Rich, but a little different. somebody from Southern Appalachia (West Virginia) etc. Lives modest, wears old wore out clothes, looks like they are poor but rides around in 30-40 thousand dollar trucks, coal miners, loggers.

Check out that guy in the Hummer rideing around in that thing wearing them grease soaked pants with coal dust all over him, looks so damn woods rich.

by Rawdawg635 March 30, 2010

Chopping wood

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.

Hey you chopping wood back there?

by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016

Sniff the wood

The act of giving a blow job with your nose instead of your mouth

He got really excited that I was going down him but was pleasantly surprised when I sniff the wood instead.

by KaitLivPhil August 24, 2014

Petrified Wood

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011

plain wood

When you're girlfriend gives you head, without any flavor or lotion. Flavor, basically. Like you know all those sex shops give you flavors an stuff. Like your girlfriend said last week. It's gross without strawberry.

I gave my boyfriend plain wood, but then I was like, this shit tastes gross!

by Dr.Claw! July 7, 2017