Absolute Virgin

Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity

I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod

by rna.bryan October 19, 2019

micheal the virgin

micheal the virgin is 19 and wont get laid, he is also a snake to his boy tom

fuck that micheal the virgin kid

by midkent billy June 26, 2017

Meme Virgin

9gaggers who have no life and has never had sex before in their life. They spend most of their time masturbating and looking at low-quality memes.

Person A: I browse 9gag
Person B: (*tries to impress her) I'm a meme virgin, too

by dumped_penguin April 25, 2017

Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015

that virgin friend

the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off

hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously

by jshssh March 18, 2020

Certified Virgin

Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.

Michael has 12 clash of clan accounts above TH 9 hes a certified virgin

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021

Alchohol virginity

The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

by Hecknfrick May 27, 2019