Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!
Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
by CrashoutMaster3000 October 21, 2024
Get the Driving the Hogmug. Wealthy, snobby Wall Street types who likes to show off his money to date poor single moms, desperate divorcees, etc., instead of doctors, lawyers, rich women who intimidate him
He was afraid to date rich, powerful women, so instead he became a yield hog, picking up single working moms off of dating sites
by Finanseer August 23, 2022
Get the yield hogmug. by dsiabkr February 18, 2021
Get the Hogmug. Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.
by Stunthog September 28, 2023
Get the stunt hogmug. a bump back whale who only eats fats and meat without exercise so be prepared to see some it come out looking like it's about it explode. It's natural habitat is the kitchen or the bedroom that looks like a prison where it belongs. It's also a "lesbian" so it's apart of the mentally ill spectrum.
"omg papa looks what is that thing in the zoo"
"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"
"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"
by Sleepymuch? July 2, 2025
Get the HOG nestamug. by ONE AR BADDNESS December 5, 2024
Get the SLOBBER HOGmug. 