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Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
mugGet the Clean Smurfmug.

Clean your nose

A person is insinuating committing a homicide
Chad” I’m going to you your money man I swear

Danny “ f*ck that I’m about to clean your nose”
by Mack daddy myles April 19, 2021
mugGet the Clean your nosemug.

Clean guy

Suave looking sack of shit that hits on the fat girl while another sack of shit yahoos a forty of mickey’s
I’m thirsty, I’m making you the clean guy
by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022
mugGet the Clean guymug.

Kimberly clean

Kimberly clean is crazy clean. Kimberly clean likes to clean a clean house.
It’s so clean it’s Kimberly clean. I’m trying to keep my car Kimberly clean.
My new car is Kimberly clean.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
mugGet the Kimberly cleanmug.

Clean the slate

When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.
Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.

Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.
by ImpDave September 23, 2016
mugGet the Clean the slatemug.

Gehan water clean man

Gehan loves his water, he has a cool iphone and his bird drowned once sorry
Gehan water clean man is a bird who likes to fly’
by i love bbc and men ! October 23, 2023
mugGet the Gehan water clean manmug.

Clean-Screen

A word the defines a game that you buy and doesn’t have any in game purchases.
Such as GTA V or Ark: Survival Evolved.
(“Some dude 1”)Bro this game called Ark Survival is such a Clean-Screen game, I love it!
(“Some dude 1”) it suck that the mobile version isn’t a Clean-Screen game
mugGet the Clean-Screenmug.

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