I don't want to text back that girl because I heard she's been around.........I might catch a Text-TD.
by jJamboree November 12, 2009
A text message that is sent to someone under the assumption that you know that they're going to text you. Commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.
I sent a Preemptive Text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because I knew she was gonna ask where i was.
by Musculoso March 02, 2010
The equivalent to the drunk dial.
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
;-) :-D <3333
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
by fattehboi February 11, 2009
The act of text dating to the point where you fall in deep love and end up driving to where the lover is living at so you can date them in real life and or eventualy have sex.
similer to the movie sex drive but with a phone.
similer to text relationship sexting text-drive
similer to the movie sex drive but with a phone.
similer to text relationship sexting text-drive
(man)you are going to california just to see her?
(guy)yea so what.
(man)thats five states away!
(guy)its a text-drive bro learn to deal with it. >:(
(guy)yea so what.
(man)thats five states away!
(guy)its a text-drive bro learn to deal with it. >:(
by $~MAD~$~DOG~$ July 13, 2010
The act of overly text messaging another party, usually of the opposite sex. Marked often as an annoyance to people in a close proximity.
"I'm trying to have a conversation with you here man and all you want to do is have text sex with fat chicks."
by McChapperson August 31, 2008
by megatron02 April 26, 2014
(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes
Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
by julsmileyface August 05, 2009