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Spider-Nerd

A massive Spider-Man nerd who knows everything about Spider-Man. Not just someone who watches the movies. They read the comics and know everything there is to know.
Ali is such a Spider-Nerd. He knows everything about Spider-Man.
by Ashmit March 12, 2019
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Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass
I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around
by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025
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Sweat spider

When your in bed and a bead of your partners sweat trickles down you, you have a mini freak out because you think it's a spider in your bed crawling on you.
I almost flipped the mattress looking for a spider last night, but realized it was only a sweat spider.
by Ratchet strap February 9, 2017
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Spider-Man

The act of turning over on your back during the process of hardcore intercourse just as your about to cum inside of your partner so that you shoot cum strait up into the air so that it hits the ceiling and appears to be a spider web.
Guy 1: I Spider-Manned all over Olivia’s ceiling last night.
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
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A Spider Bite

A bad shot of dope. Possibly a miss. It causes the skin to turn red, swell, and itch. Users will typically say its a spider bite rather than admit to shooting dope.
This girl in rehabs hand is fucked up. She says it's a spider bite.
by Juicy J 1990 February 13, 2024
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cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock
Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??
by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019
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