River Rhett

the name you are given when you consistently win hands of Texas Hold 'em on the river card. This can also be used as a verb, i.e. River Rhetted.

That dang River Rhett, he gets so lucky!

You got River Rhetted!

by johnqnixon September 28, 2010

River Lee Lewis Careswell

River Lee Lewis Careswell is the hottest sexiest person ever, every wants to get with them. you should just bow down to her because she is the best not to mention her amazing fashion style

whos the best person ever, River Lee Lewis Careswell is the best

by 124323 March 22, 2021

down river syndrome

When a person has chromosomal damage from living down river near Detroit

Man that guy has a bad case of down river syndrome

by Kauai-kimo September 23, 2022

Piled River

When a girl or your homies eat your ass and then spit on your gooch without swallowing in between.

Did you hear Hailey gave Jon a piled river?

by Hairy dick Humphrey July 20, 2018

rivering

When a person cries too much. In this case, when someone is rivering, they are crying a river.

"That was so sad!!! I was rivering all the way up to the part where she passed away in that scene!"

by shuushuu April 26, 2015

River

River aka rivka. River is someone you meet through mutual friends that you both kinda hate, but he hates everyone so it’s okay. He’s a nice guy with long hair, but you always wonder if he actually washes it. He likes to stalk your Spotify but will not turn his on like a little tiny bitch. With river, you never know what he’s thinking, and you’re almost positive he has a secret life. He will be a decent Vice President, but nothing crazy. And his shoes are never tied ever.

Wow so that’s river of you!

by Moneycatcher May 26, 2022

Rivers

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022