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pants pipe

pretty self explanatory really, but for those of 'tarded nature: A man's part, the love hose; a cock!
"Do you play the pants pipe?"

"I used my pants pipe to spray my mucky notes in her eyes!"
by The Powers September 26, 2006
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pantsfer

To transfer the contents of the pockets of one pair of pants into the pockets of the pair of the pants one is currently wearing.
"Oh shit, I don't have my wallet. Its in my other pair of jeans and I forgot to pantsfer it this morning."
by Moses Gates February 22, 2008
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pants dance

the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.
Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"

Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."
by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009
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pants vampire

–noun
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
Chris: Dude, I don't know what happened, but my favorite pair of pants has a huge rip in the ass!

Adam: Pants vampire.
by frannypro April 21, 2009
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Pants on the Ground Fever

An overwhelming desire to sing the song "Pants on the Ground."
Peyton Manning had Pants on the Ground Fever at that game a few months ago.
by Dr. Malpractice March 4, 2010
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Pantsa

Things worn by audience members of "Whose Line is it Anyway". They go on the legs.
1. I love your Pantsa.
2. If I was in Hawaii I would have 4 pairs of pantsa.
3. Pantsa make me existential.
by Alex_Vary November 28, 2010
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Pantsed

When you're pants get pulled down to inflict embarrassment
When I was in middle school I was always getting pantsed in Front of girls they found it so funny to expose my tighty whites and sometimes they'll wedgie me and give me a swirly
by Wedgie boy124 November 1, 2019
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