Pineaples

You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineapples wrong. And apparently you're not the only one. What has the world come to? Is it all over? IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE?! 15 YEARS OF TRAINING ARE PAYING OFF!! TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING!!! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE, MAKE LIFE TAKE ITS LEMONS BACK! EAT LEAD, SUCKERS!!!!!

Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with your dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me I'll make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

pineapple kink

A man who hollows out a pineapple and processed to fuck it.

“Dude did you know James has a pineapple kink?”

by pathena855 April 4, 2024

Pineapple fucker

A man who hallows out pineapples and fucks them. They are also in a team (cult) for people who have a pineapple fucking kink.

“Did you hear Kyle is a pineapple fucker?”

by pathena855 April 4, 2024

Pineappletology

The study of Pineapples and their origins

Josiah learned Pineappletology in horticulture class.

by euuuuuugh April 9, 2024

PineapplePizza

A low IQ specimen in Windows93 Trollbox

Someone 1: Man that pineapplepizza is retarted af
PineapplePizza: shutup nigger

by SlugcatIsReal April 28, 2024

pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

PineApple

it's when someone backseat's too hard and are about to be banished the shadow realm

ayo that's a pineapple moment right there

by kodomo kazuko June 29, 2024