Top Red

A deluded liverpool fan who attacks other liverpool fans for questioning the club, branding them fake fans and telling them to go support someone else.

A top red believes liverpool are incapable of doing wrong and that all of our players and academy players are the best in the world.

They will get incredibly annoyed and insecure when you question them and will usually respond with something good about the club which is entirely unrelated to the topic at hand.
Normal LFC fan: I don't understand why top reds don't question fsg.
Top red: f**k you c**t fake fan go support someone else FSG uber alles you FIFA virgin
by FF29 June 05, 2020
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Topped off

The art of diverting a peer/co-worker's attention away from you while you quickily remove your shirt, catching them off-guard when they look back. The more people you "top off", the cooler you become.
(insert name) said the copy machine was out of paper. I grabbed a stack off the shelf behind me and when I turned back around his shirt was off! I cannot believe I got "topped off" again this week!!!
by G-Magic22 April 02, 2011
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top model

by brenna December 16, 2004
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Top Gun

1. A manly man film, where manly man men do manly man things with each other. Staring Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer being...well, gay. This film was made in the 80's and is about fighter pilots fighting in war. A very manly thing to do but, a little too manly as it has huge overtones of homosexuality that have been spoken about since the films release. Tarantino has made reference to these overtones before and, as such has popularised the theory a bit more. This film also has one of the most sexy scenes in film history...if you are a fag, or a woman. Men in Speedos playing vollyball. Hmm, where did all these gay theorys come from...I wonder.

2. When two guys sit down and give each other a hand job. Their other hand may then be used to tickle the balls.
I wonder where this act got it's name from...Hmm?
This one time I saw a small child sucking off this old man in the park and then the man came all over the little boys face who licked it all off and swallowed it, and that was the gayest thing I ever saw until I watched Top Gun.
by Pimp-Master J June 07, 2006
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Top Shelf

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")
I gave that fucker a Top Shelf and now he dont fuck with me no more.
by Hector Projector April 08, 2003
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Top Bitch

The best bitch to be. Only get raped once in prison and then you're set. One and done essentially.
Top bitch is kinda the opposite of a bottom bitch. Instead of the favorite bitch, you are the trusted bitch.
by 420RAPIST August 26, 2010
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Top Gun

A great film about Naval Aviators made in 1985 and released in the early summer of 1986. Starring Tom Cruise as Maverick. Some (easily-led) people, support the Tarantino-fuelled idea that this film has a gay subplot, but this is total shit.Just watch it and enjoy it, its no masterpiece in terms of screen-writing but it embodies what made the 1980's a great decade.
Top Gun is a great film from 1986
by Maverick Corleone May 28, 2006
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