Vape Goblin

A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.

Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.

by Good-day166 September 12, 2022

Goblin King

A male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. One is also know to lie a lot.

Dude did you see that Goblin King?

Yeah, he told me he's a pilot.

by By Audio January 12, 2013

midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.

1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k

by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023

vagina goblin

A child

God Kate's vagina goblin is such a asshole

by Boobyfly June 16, 2023

buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.

Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.

by Tillmeister September 11, 2022

Goblin Mode

When you go into a state of grief and sorrow and resort to becoming a goblin.

Person 1: I am going Goblin Mode.

Person 2: No! Dont go Goblin Mode!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Goblin Style

When a under man goes berserk during sex and starts thrusting at speeds of 5+ mph and starts to snarl and foam at the mouth, like a goblin. This may also include rapidly changing sexual positions, and biting of various body extremities.

Person 1: did you hear what Steve did last night?
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.

Person 2: damn hope she's okay.

by Mogiew July 22, 2022