Cross-Lit

Mixing alcohol and marijuana before an important meeting with the intent of maximizing your performance or speaking abilities.

I got cross-lit before therapy last night to make sure those feelings are warmed up.

by [502] KanocAnoc June 27, 2024

Christian from Holy Cross

The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.

"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍

by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021

apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia

Mind the apple crossing dear

by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016