nerd rap

originally originated, and closely associated with nerd rap music. The greatest movement in hip hop, since "gangsta rap", nerd rap has taken over many white, angry, emotional, distressful, prepubescent teens.

"Yo man...this Aesop shit is bangin' dude, seriously bro"

"Aesop? Nerd rap, fa sho"

by AFFEX August 30, 2004

nerd-culture

the lifestyle of a nerd

Kaleigh Pedersen spends all her time looking up brainy quotes; she lives in a nerd-culture.

by Benjamin Buttoned November 13, 2010

nerd slapper

an object which is (usually a ruler) used to slap cankles such as jessica

"man that cankle was asking for a spankering, so i got out my nerd slapper"

by cankleface April 04, 2008

Nerd Hatchlet

Nerd Hatch-let

n.

A Nerd Hatchlet is a first-tier nerd. He is a new Nerd, converted by the Order of Nerdness. Nerd Hatchlets are ordered to do the menial tasks of the Empire of Nerds. When promoted, they can branch out in different Nerd paths. Nerd Hatchlets are the lowest form of Nerdhood.

What a foolish Nerd Hatchlet.

Let's go beat up that Nerd Hatchlet!

by Ashur January 30, 2004

nerd fest

any event/function/conference that attracts crowds of nerds or inspires lots of nerds to attend it's functions. things that appeal to nerds and causes them to gather in great numbers, such as: a sci-fi/fantasy movie premiere(e.g. "star wars", "transformers", "harry potter") or a conference based on popular nerd fare such as: "star trek" conference, or "comic-con", "macworld"(or any computer confab)"anime festival"(cosplay), etc. any event which causes large numbers of nerds to leave their parents' basements and their computers and go out in public in large numbers

person1: "man, i went to an early matinee of transformers, hoping to avoid the nerd fest, but no such luck."
prson2: "yeah, i went to the macworld conference last year; what a huge nerd fest!"

by lober July 11, 2009

Sword Nerd

White male, lives at home with his mom, plays video games, and spends all his money on cheap replica swords because he is convinced he is a deadly ninja. Often does not have a girlfriend, or any friends for that matter, aside from other nerds.

Drew: Look, my mom bought me a new Katana!
Jim: You're such a Sword Nerd, Drew.

by Thatguy113 July 07, 2012

Nerd Point

When you do something nerdy and someone awards you a nerd point.

Kevin: Hey i just posted a ps3 award on facebook

Kyle: +1 nerd point

by ShadowKujo April 01, 2010