Matthew

God of thiccnesss. Absolutely dummy ass thicc boi. Just absolutely pile of thiccness. Also hes gay

Damn matthew’s so thicc but gay. Boi what a shame

by Legitcrackers241 June 24, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a sweet, caring guy. He likes to look presentable and often always looks good, they have amazing hair and are the best kissers. If you’re dating a Matthew you are truly lucky he might be a little distant but he just needs time to let you in, most Matthews come off to the world as players. This may be true but all they need is to have unconditional love so they know you won’t leave. If you’re dating a Matthew cherish them because you won’t find anyone better. Matthews also make the best soccer players

Wow Matthew has such cute hair

He’s so handsome and he isn’t even doing anything

by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019

Matthew

a WHOLE clown

Matthew really doesn't know when to leave a girl alone. He is so annoying.

by chloerophylllllll November 14, 2019

Matthew Mcconaughey

1. An actor with OK looks, and a part in interstellar.
2. The guy that said: "Alright Alright Alright!"

1. "Matthew Mcconaughey sucked in interstellar, Man."
2. "Class, today we'll be learning about boring useless shit"

"Alright alright alright!"

by RDDemon August 8, 2016

Matthew

Pudgy, often very short and tends to use a weird language. He loves to crawl and stab you with a fork. He has a strange addiction to friends and forts. His friends and everyone also thinks he is gay but won’t come out. Shugi needs to stop taking gay. Ex: My foot is going to go in your ass and come out your penis then I’m going to scratch the inside of your ball sack with my curly Guatemalan yellow toe nails shaped like a cats.

Matthew is coming for you.

by Qhxynevhcjbev June 7, 2019

Dave Matthews Band

A truly talented band. People who are musically uneducated and narrow-minded tend to hate them. Many trash them without listening to their music. CD-recordings do them no justice, if you honestly want to hear all that is "DMB", attend a live concert. Carter, Leroi, and Boyd basically make the band, with Dave's voice topping the cake. Anyone that says they are talentless has no musical taste. There's a difference between not liking a band's music and thinking they suck.

"Yo, Dave Matthews Band SUCKS man! I have NO musical taste whatsoever!"

by Kimmmmmmmmmmbo August 13, 2007

Dave Matthews Band

A very large band with not a lot of substance, named after an ego-maniac. No one ever knows when they have a new album out, they just appear. It's creepy. Responsible for Jack Johnson and to a lesser extent, John Meyer. (At least John Meyer has comedy to fall back on.) They should not be listened to, especially by young women in frat-guy rooms. It leads to bad things.

Guy: Hey, have you heard the new Dave Matthews Band single?
Unsuspecting girl: No, I didn't know released a new album!
Guy: Dances to Dave Matthews Band while touching himself
Girl: Leaves

by jusdepamplemousse July 18, 2010