That guy is needing to be given a packed lunch and put on the happy bus that has stickers saying please refrain from licking the windows!
by GGG.A.L May 20, 2024

by Maviles June 16, 2018

In sneaker talk, the term "lunch money" is used when a sneaker is sold for very little profit, i.e. the sneaker is sold for a little over it's retail price (hence "lunch" money, typically because it is a small sum of money you would buy lunch with). This sum typically varies between 5-20$.
Person 1: I sold my yeezys for 235$ yesterday.
Person 2: but you paid 220$ for them! That's lunch money profit.
Person 2: but you paid 220$ for them! That's lunch money profit.
by BlueNerve January 1, 2021

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.
Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.
by gorkieboys3000 October 29, 2023

A term used to describe the heretical state of insane that can occur during school lunch in a person. Mixing foods, throwing food at each other, making sounds, yelling and fighting.
Uh oh i think hes gone lunch crazy, he keeps throwing food at me and screaming...he ruins my lunch everyday.
by Lunchcraziest May 5, 2025

A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.
by Lunchann November 25, 2017

Mike. Bro I just asked this girl out on a date, and she says ya how about we do lunch.
Tyler. Man you total just got lunch zoned aka put in the friend zone hahaha.
Mike. Man this some bull ****.
Tyler. Man you total just got lunch zoned aka put in the friend zone hahaha.
Mike. Man this some bull ****.
by hgo9889 October 14, 2014
