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Sacramento Kings

The Sacramento Kings are an NBA team based in Sacramento, CA, and have the longest playoff drought in NBA history, not making the playoffs since 2006, with the second longest playoff drought being the Phoenix Suns, who haven't been in the playoffs since 2010, but are making the playoffs this year without a doubt. The Sacramento Kings are also one of the most unluckiest teams in the NBA, and have had stars over the years such as Chris Webber, Peja Stojaković, Mike Bibby, Ron Artest, DeMarcus Cousins, Isaiah Thomas, Willie Cauley-Stein, Vince Carter, Iman Shumpert, and now De'Aaron Fox, Buddy Hield, and Tyrese Haliburton, and still haven't gone past the WCF (Western Conference Finals) and haven't been to the finals since 1951. Shaq once called them the Sacramento Queens.
"Nobody can save the Sacramento Kings"
by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021
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Kosher King

Kosher King: the coolest guy to ever live he a wicked badass and keeps everything kosher; only one of the coolest men to ever live. hes a bad ass motha fucka
wow hes so popular he must be the Kosher King, man i wish i knew the Kosher King.
by Kosher king12 August 23, 2011
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Larry Kinged

The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.
Wow I can't believe Jerry Lewis got Larry Kinged this year.
by JoeNJ2 September 6, 2011
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King Gay

King Gay is the ruler of all gays. Usually to gain this title, you must be willing to defend all the gays, and advising a discord channel for all who is in your rule.
Wow, he must be the King Gay the way he protects them.
by Helperis July 26, 2018
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King Ape

The Hairiest Friend You Have
"Yo Brett is so hairy.. HE IS KING APE"
by kEziLe August 29, 2006
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Cycle-Kinged

the act of acciently ramming your face into a strangers genital area, usually carried out by children and midgets because the lack of height that situates face conviently level with groinal area
1.)when you were 5 years old and your dad bought you a brand new bike from cycle king and you span around with excitement went to hug your dad but grabbed the employee and cycle-kinged him whilst nuzzling his nuts

2.)when a child runs around not looking where they are going you are liable to be cycle-kinged
by dierdre January 11, 2009
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king kahuna

A Very hypocritic person, that should practice what they preach and stop preying on little boys. Pedophile. A person with absolutely no life so at 46 years old he is forced to have what he thinks is a life online, playing games he'll never be good at. Don't piss him off by having an opinion - he'll ban you - typical hypocrit move. His son, usually a prince, will look like a real life picaso, nasty!! He will be pathetic and will think of himself as cool by using words like; pwned(owned), banhammer, fail, etc. He will make up words like "kahunastrator" in a failed attempt to be witty.
He will hold grudges on things he knows nothing about and problems that he caused in the first place. This will force him to have terror struck into his life by people he doesn't know, and they'll never stop.
I just "owned" King Kahuna!
Remember - jesus loves you!
by Jesus Christy January 15, 2008
mugGet the king kahunamug.

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