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Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017
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Indian Taking

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required

Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)

Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"

Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
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Stink of Indians

Stink: plural, to describe to a group of Indians , similar to a school of fish
My car is parked over there, next to the stink of Indians.
by Bashir awwad November 2, 2025
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kiss an indian boy day

Kiss a 5,5 indian boy with black hair and one that has a massive crush on you make sure it's soon he will also kiss you soon as he loves you very much<3
my moneky will kiss an indian boy very very soon and he will kiss her too as its kiss an indian boy day
by inlovewginger May 30, 2023
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Haveapie Indians

Members of da Arizona-based Native American tribe who offer you tasty fruit-filled baked goods as a guest-welcoming gesture.
Being smilingly fed sumptuous pastries by da Haveapie Indians can indeed be an expected pleasure if you treat them with kindness and respect in return; if you're rude to them, however, they might likely send you packin' wif a decidedly DIFFERENT kind of "have a pie!" gesture, as in, messily lobbing said squishy/gooey sweet-'n'-starchy dish in yer face and/or against your fleeing butt to express their indignant disdain for your uppity mannerisms!
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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south indian

A person from Southern Indian states of: Karnataka (IT-cels state), Tamil Nadu (mafia state), Telangana (baby of Andhra), Andhra Pradesh (sub-mafia state) and Kerala (richest neo-Marxist state 🤑)

commonly having dark skin which is subject to extreme racism by north Indians who pretend to be gods themselves, mostly will work either in IT offices or in lush green farms, have big brains with 100+ IQ than Northies.
Allu (Southie): nobody can beat south indian in class and gangs
Rakesh (Northie): no saar, south india bad saar
by shahz69 October 26, 2024
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indian yesred

by iamalexiliporer November 20, 2020
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