bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.
by QuacksO August 23, 2018
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Bed Lasagne

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.
by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023
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Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
by CanadianAnalyst March 24, 2015
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Pee-the-bed

An older child causing concern because he still urinates in bed while sleeping at night.
"I heard that Jeffery pee-the-bed at night, and he'll be seven soon.
by Bill Mobley October 13, 2021
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Chill under the bed

A term used typically by gay people meaning rough gay sex with black men
Alex: "Hey Jamal want to chill under the bed with me."
Jamal: "Sure bro."
by fags&Jews April 23, 2022
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put the boys to bed

A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.
We were watching the NFL Draft. It got to 2am and Destiny put the boys to bed.
by Meethane May 02, 2015
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Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America
We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!
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