butt-crackery

Of or relating to butt cracks; awkward or innappropriate interjection

Enough butt-crackery let's get serious

by Jon-Lizzle May 25, 2010

butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...

My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.

by beckyboo April 7, 2014

Hut Butt

Getting diarrhea after eating at Pizza Hut.

Dude that pizza gave me hut butt.

by Gnarkill777 April 20, 2014

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014

Butt fuddle

(V.) The act of fuddling another persons butt. This can be man on woman, woman on man, man on man, and woman on woman.

After a romantic date with Ashley, I went back to her house and I butt fuddled her.

by SparkyT May 8, 2014

butt mariner

Guy who where's Seattle mariners hat and can navigate butts well

Dude your such a fucking butt mariner

by Flag football house December 2, 2013

Butt Poof

A patch of hair missed while shaving between the butt hole and vagina

My girlfriend missed her butt poof while shaving

by Tandog November 30, 2013