Text-TD

Engaging in text conversations with women that have been around the block.

I don't want to text back that girl because I heard she's been around.........I might catch a Text-TD.

by jJamboree November 11, 2009

Preemptive Text

A text message that is sent to someone under the assumption that you know that they're going to text you. Commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.

I sent a Preemptive Text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because I knew she was gonna ask where i was.

by Musculoso March 1, 2010

Tipsy Text

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation

;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts

by fattehboi February 11, 2009

text-drive

The act of text dating to the point where you fall in deep love and end up driving to where the lover is living at so you can date them in real life and or eventualy have sex.
similer to the movie sex drive but with a phone.

similer to text relationship sexting text-drive

(man)you are going to california just to see her?

(guy)yea so what.

(man)thats five states away!

(guy)its a text-drive bro learn to deal with it. >:(

by $~MAD~$~DOG~$ July 13, 2010

Text Sex

The act of overly text messaging another party, usually of the opposite sex. Marked often as an annoyance to people in a close proximity.

"I'm trying to have a conversation with you here man and all you want to do is have text sex with fat chicks."

by McChapperson October 19, 2008

texty text

a cute, kawaii way of saying "sending a text"

ex. i'll texty text you when I leave

by megatron02 April 25, 2014

Poo Texting

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011