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Bed Shitter

A man women child, or animal that shits on the bed. May or may not like being shamed for it in a sexual way, but is always shamed for it in a sexual way.
"Youre a naughty little bed shitter are'nt you bitch?"
by Being11355 May 22, 2020
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Bed Jinx

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.

Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Brittney - Hey, whats up?

Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.

Brittney - Haha me too!

Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!

Brittney - What do I owe you?

Tom - ;)
by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011
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silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.
by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006
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Depression Bed

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.
My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.
by RichGirlLAvibe January 4, 2022
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Bed Rotting

Associated with poor mental health; when someone stays in bed all day, only getting up for the bathroom or food
“Hey, have u seen Steve lately?”
‘Nah last I heard he’s cooped up bed rotting’
“Dang somebody should check in on him”
by Leapfrogkid March 25, 2024
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pink bed

A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.
Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.
by Jetspenny October 17, 2019
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