horse slut

A woman whose face is so hideous that it reminds one of a horse and whose legs will spread open for virtually anyone. Horse sluts upset the balance of the space-time continuum. They should not be able to get laid, yet they do. They also generally make a lot of babies that end up in foster care. A horse slut should be avoided at all costs. You can generally find them in trailers or bars. Usually no one pays them attention until they've struck out with every other possible slut in the vicinity.

Person 1: "See that nasty worn-out looking woman over there? I totally tapped it."

Person 2: "Bro, you should never admit to tagging a horse slut. I hope you used a condom."

Person 1: "Of course I....wait...FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

by AmandaHIVFactory February 5, 2013

high horse

High horse is an adjective used to describe something of ridiculous fancy.

"Look at this high horse toilet! It has a heated seat and 5 different sprays!"

by Tnetennba July 10, 2012

Horse Girl

Horse Girl is a girl that is an ugly ass bitch hoe

You a horse girl bitch ass

by Levinrhoads October 17, 2019

dead horse

To describe a person or action
Someone or something that is completely hopeless or useless.
See also chump and dum arse

"dude you are so dead horse!"

by Chumpy April 20, 2006

horse faggot

relating to an extreamly gay situation, person, or some one that has sex with a horse

EX-1
man1: god damnit midget is a horse faggot!!
man2: yeah midget is pretty fag

EX-2
man1: did you see that horse faggot that got killed in the news
man2: well thats what you get for trying to fuck a horse

by Pestario Vargas May 13, 2006

horse nipples

Tiny bumps under the arm pit

Hey mom! I need to go to the doc because i have horse nipples!!!

by Aaron hambone August 29, 2006

dead horse

an issue that doesn't matter anymore, especially one that is referred to repeatedly (see also beat a dead horse)

The whole thing is a dead horse. Get over it.

by Light Joker May 9, 2005