hog and ball torture

Getting railed from behind by a Roadhog and Hammond.

OH GOD I LOVE GETTING HOG AND BALL TORTURED, DON'T YOU?!?

by Gacthaurshaaftxtt August 9, 2024

Tater Hog

An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.

That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!

by Taintpoker November 1, 2023

Presentation Hog

Someone who did some of the work, but does most or all of the presenting.

Shirley presented almost all my ideas, she's such a presentation hog!

by hawc November 5, 2009

Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

dris hog

Pronounced “drizzog” is a adjective and also used as a noun formed from the phrase mis hog meaning ‘miserable pig’. Calling someone a ‘dris hog’ means that they are miserable but also with an additive of dreariness.

“She was acting like her usual dris hog self”
“He needs to stop being a dris hog”
“They are a bunch of dris hogs”

by squidgedom March 5, 2022

Point Hog

A point guard who likes to do all the work on the court themselves. They only tend to give the ball to someone else when they are incapable of doing their normal ball-hogging.

Yeah, in that finals game Georgia Swant was being a real point hog.

by sweetfarts July 31, 2016

hot dog hog

They are similar to Big Backs, but they mostly/always eat hotdogs. Named after the WarioWare Inc. Microgame "Hot Dog Hog"

Synonyms:
Bratwurstschwein (lit. Bratwurst Pigs)

James: What are we gonna have for dinner?
James' Father: Hot Dogs
James: Bro, Stop being a Hot Dog Hog.

by mrbeast539275 February 20, 2025