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hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.
Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it
by thisfakehair April 23, 2019
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Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting
“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge
by anonymous June 16, 2025
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Hog Struck

Becoming fascinated or greatly impressed after seeing a particularly breathtaking dick pic.
After Chaughn sent his dick pic to the group chat I was instantly Hog Struck. I've been able to think of nothing else for days on end now.
by mooseshadows April 1, 2025
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Boss Hog

Boss Hog aka Lisa Medina
Lisa Medina is Boss Hog!
by Smash muffins April 1, 2023
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Hogging orgasm

Multiple girls on the ground squirting all at once and then eating each others cum
The group of girls had an hogging orgasm and squirted all over each other.
by DIvin3 September 27, 2019
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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Claude Hog

A developer who deploys Claude API calls with reckless abandon, burning through the team's monthly token budget in days, leaving their teammates staring at rate-limit errors and existential dread.
Those devs over there are a bunch of Claude Hogs who eat up (consume) all of the tokens within days of us getting them.
by Ricdiablo November 11, 2025
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