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glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.
Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.
by Understatements January 8, 2019
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Glass

that one thing all good guys in movies have to kick before their 'FBI OPEN UP' scenes
Kenny: alright be real quiet they're right being this wall they don't know we're here so if we jus-
Me: *kicks glass*
Kenny: you lil shit
by budgetsheep February 16, 2019
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Glass Maid

Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up
Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019
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Glasgow Caipirinha

The act of filling a glass or cup with urine and throwing it onto innocent passers-by.

A common pastime in the dreary city of Glasgow, probably caused by the lack of sunlight and too much Irn Bru.
"Sir did you just throw urine in my face!?"
"Aye, haud yer wheesht, wee eejit!, Glasgow Caipirinha!"
by BerHK April 25, 2019
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Glass

To glass (verb); means to be targeted by a nuclear/thermonuclear/atomic bomb.
John: London needs to be glassed dude
Daniel: Yea man, that place is evil.
by Polythene October 4, 2019
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Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.
1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!
by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019
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Glackenspiel

When to people are friend with each other and there super chill with each other so they call each other glakenspiel
YO was popin my glackenspiel
by THREE IS SUS October 16, 2019
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