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Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.
by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017
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chasity faith lewis

The most sexiest person alive. She is everything a guy would want outta her. She is beautiful talented and so very gorgeous. If any guy were to go out with her u won't regret it. Her laugh is very contagious. Loves to sing write model step dance and act. She is a natural beauty. As long as she got ur trust and loyalty any relationship with chasity will last a life time. Her smile is amazingly beautiful very funny. Brightens ur day when u sad. A great listener. A TRUE awesome friend. Will always have ur back. Super attractive. And just everything a Godly woman would be. Charity is the best person to have ever come into anyone's life.
Friend:dude who is that
Friend 2:that's chasity faith lewis
Friend: wow she's beautiful. I want her
by Titi laree June 24, 2017
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hidden faith

being openly gay behind closed doors but being a faithful to god and his will or being part of cult
no man I'm true don't worry about it I have my hidden faith
by Your life in a nutshell June 28, 2017
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shite fractal

A situation so monstrously fucked up that every detail of it is as fucked as the whole, as is every detail of every detail, and so forth.
The executive is turning into an absolute shite fractal - fucked from top to tail.
by beigebloke August 8, 2017
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Wade faith

A man who fucks you're girl behind your back after he told you it wouldn't happen
He fucked your girl behind your back fuckin wade faith
by Swagdaddy5595580 October 19, 2017
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megan flaitz

is a disgusting person who eats children
your just like Megan flaitz
by litttitt January 25, 2018
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mother fraction

A phrase used by math teachers as a substitute for mother fucker. Originated from a math teacher by the name of Mr. Avasan.
Ohh shitos that hurt like a mother fraction!
by Mysterious R November 27, 2018
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