Whale Fail

when someone says something that is just so "mind numbingly vile and reprehensible yet stupifyingly unfunny and embarresing" they get something even worse than a "Facepalm" they get a Whale Fail

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Boy: Why do Negro people smell like gorilla feces?

Boy 2: You sir deserve a Whale Fail
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by delusion72 July 9, 2010

epic fail

A term made famous by a Jew with more nicknames than ever thought of. It is usually put to use when describing someone/something that just can't do anything but lose/error/suck/etc.

Guy # 1: I just took your Bishop!
Guy # 2: Dude that was my Knight! You are Epic fail!!!

by THE Rainbow Tree January 18, 2009

flailer

One who stacks it early on in the eveing. To flail, flailing

you fucking flailer

Man i gotta to flail

Man im flailing

by tara banana May 27, 2004

fail

If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.

FAIL.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Uberfail.
Megafail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.

by Nubcakes Smith January 5, 2008

Epic Fail

When an internet based prank fails to have the desired impact.

ADAM: Hahaha! I sabotaged your YouTube profile and made you out to be a shemale to the whole internet!

PETER: I don't use my YouTube account. Epic fail dude.

by Pablo 420 May 9, 2008

Epic Embed Fail

Slang for wanting to do the dirty

Bro 1: Epic Embed Fail
Bro 2: Aight 😳

by myfatherfigurebeatsme December 27, 2021

Epic fail

The big shit of all fails.

Dude, I epic failed that test in Hennessy's class!

by God dammit Lexi is taken. October 4, 2008