plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.

Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...

by Addoe March 7, 2009

Fail Roleplay

NovaPhoenix

Novaphoenix is good at Fail Roleplay.

by Ryuusita July 5, 2021

Flavor fail

When your taste buds are let down.

He was expecting diet coke, but when he actually drank bong water with cigarette butts, it was a flavor fail.

by blkwdo January 31, 2021

Epic Fail

Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail

"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."

by Abdellah March 10, 2012

con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

umpic fail

When a sports officiator, especially an umpire, makes a controversial or obviously bad call. They fail, epically, as umpires.

What? Ump, are you blind? That was totally a ball! Stop calling them inside! What an umpic fail.

by Eli "The Myster" September 22, 2011

epic fail

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.

epic fail failure played loser epic powned

by Epic failage April 11, 2011