Twat Face

A Nazi-like bitch who dominates a forum who bans members arbitrarily and those who does not subscribe to her narrow point of view. Lacks any sense of humor and derives pleasure at the little power they wield. Usually their only sense of satisfaction and have very to little for.

Eve Batey is a TWAT FACE, anyone who does not conform to her ultra liberal stance would be ban outright.

by param4u February 16, 2010

Face Candy

When an individual uses a "friend" that they may or may not actually know that is attractive, or popular to make themselves look more cool and/or attractive on either My Space, or facebook.

-I had no idea Jon had so many friends!
-Nah, he just has a lot of face candy.

by Travis Rosbach January 29, 2009

hatchet face

A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.

She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it for me.

by Stevarooni November 17, 2007

big face

large demonations of bills with the new style bigger pictures of the presidents on them

I got a pocket fulla big faces on me.

by allen Byrd December 8, 2003

face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.

"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"

by Big Gold November 8, 2007

bear face

adverb - to rob, kill, or attack someone without a mask bare faced.

Ya Boy "damn, blood, went over there snatched his loot bear face?"

Big D "yea, he ran up in there wit no mask and took his shit"

by east_bay May 14, 2011

FACE CRUSHER

When you walk into a bathroom and someone has dropped the king dump and the smell forces you to make a face to display your displeasure. Can also just be an overpowering fart smell.

Stay clear of the bathroom, bro. Someone got very serious and dropped a face crusher.

by Gross Tony March 10, 2008