When you see someone writing on another persons wall, they clearly want to fuck them, but they're being too pussy and just internet fucking instead.
Guy - "HEY BABY YOU LOOKED SOOOO GOOD TONIGHT"
Girl - not even online
2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online
Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her
Girl - not even online
2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online
Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her
by venicequeenx August 19, 2010
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A manipulative tool used by the female to take the relationship the the next virtual level.
A manipulative tool used by the female to take the relationship the the next virtual level.
If you and brian keep talking like that on MSN, your gunna have an E-baby.
Sally>Bobby, I have big new.
Bobby> Ok.. what is it?
Sally> were having an E-baby!! its a boy! How cute is that!
Bobby>...
>>Bobby appears to have signed off>>
Sally>Bobby, I have big new.
Bobby> Ok.. what is it?
Sally> were having an E-baby!! its a boy! How cute is that!
Bobby>...
>>Bobby appears to have signed off>>
by Big Uke1 May 2, 2010
Get the E-baby mug.screenname1: if only you would look for the answers yourself, then we wouldnt have to see 20 posts everyday about the same problem!
screenname2: so true ::e-props::
screenname2: so true ::e-props::
by robot_brain May 2, 2005
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Pronunciation: E-r&nd, ru&nd
Function: noun
1. an online errand or chore.
2. any task, burden, commitment, obligation, duty, need, responsibility, etc. that must or can be completed online (such as online payments or other online business).
a: a dull, unpleasant, bothersome, responsibility that can be settled online.
3. the object or purpose of getting online.
Pronunciation: E-r&nd, ru&nd
Function: noun
1. an online errand or chore.
2. any task, burden, commitment, obligation, duty, need, responsibility, etc. that must or can be completed online (such as online payments or other online business).
a: a dull, unpleasant, bothersome, responsibility that can be settled online.
3. the object or purpose of getting online.
by Corroborator November 12, 2008
Get the e-rand mug.When a chat room member on myspace or some other net meeting place, determined to save face after being totally cussed out, threatens to come around and attack/kill you or your mum/dad/cat/dog/budgie, even though they have absolutely noooooooo idea who you are or where you're at :-D
xyz has just entered the room
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL
by ubergeekchic March 28, 2007
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by [Spark] April 17, 2008
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