When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.
Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry
by MassivefuckingLAD June 25, 2011
When your name is on paperwork as a victim (whether you filed or not) and you knowingly let it go through the court system
He saw his name listed as the victim and decided to WING it and let it get filed anyways and was a dry snitch
by Gangstersout November 13, 2019
its when you putt sand in your crack to make it dryer than the desert and participate in unlubricated anal sex at high speed for fun.
by dunglebump June 26, 2007
This is a completely heterosexual phenomenon that occurs in male only showers during military deployments, or even at the local YMCA. A man will finish his shower and instead of drying off in the shower, or drying off at all, he will proceed to shave, brush his teeth, comb his hair, clip his fingernails, floss etc before placing on even a single stitch of clothing. The most blatant example is when they will straddle a bench and begin a converstation with a perfect stranger. Usually over manly things such as football scores or weight lifting. The predominant explanation for this behavior is that of closet homosexuals seeking like minded citizens or who enjoy simple exhibitionism. This is akin to the "wide stance" in the urinal or stall.
Guy #1: Hey that was a great shower...I noticed you do the Bucca Drip Dry.
Guy #2: Yeah, I'm not shy, if you know what I mean.
Guy #1: I think I know exactly what you mean. Hey will you be at the showers the same time tomorrow?
Guy #2: You know it.
Guy #1: Hey, maybe we can do some calf raises sometime?
Guy #2: Great, thought you'd never ask!
Guy #2: Yeah, I'm not shy, if you know what I mean.
Guy #1: I think I know exactly what you mean. Hey will you be at the showers the same time tomorrow?
Guy #2: You know it.
Guy #1: Hey, maybe we can do some calf raises sometime?
Guy #2: Great, thought you'd never ask!
by Sgt. Montechristo October 02, 2007
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
by ashtair February 08, 2014
Dry Dick December (DDD) is for those who have failed No Nut November (NNN), where you don't ejaculate for the entire month.
by GrapeSurgeon December 01, 2018