Drunk as Ship

When you sway like a ship in the sea from being extremely intoxicated.

Dude... I got drunk as ship last night!

by Steffo Baca February 11, 2014

drunk brain

It is when you are so tired, drunk, or drugged, that you brain no longer works or filter out thought. You say whatever you think. No one knows what you are talking about, because your thoughts have no focus.

"Dude, what are you talking about. You must have drunk brain. Go sleep it off."

by DirtyHippieGirl May 9, 2014

Seattle Drunk

The act of going from being mild mannered successful desk jockeys by day, to righteous party gods by night. One cannot simply impede someone who has achieved Seattle drunk but merely hope to contain them.

Guy 1: Dude i got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? But did you get Seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol F*ck no, I only had like 8 shots & 10 beers. Im only flesh & blood...

by The Trufe August 11, 2014

Teletubbie Drunk

When you get so drunk you turn the shade of Po. Then drink more and turn into Tinky Winky.

Brah, you're teletubbie drunk right now.

by Azink November 27, 2014

drunk bulb

An idea had while drunk

Dude I'm so drunk I have a great idea lets go streaking at WalMart . Dude that's a bad idea what a drunk bulb

by gizmorpheus December 21, 2014

Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.

I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.

by dgb85 January 1, 2015

Social Drunk

A social drunk is an individual who only cares to drink in social situations, however in doing so, has no reservations with regards to their alcohol intake. They lack the ability to regulate their drinking. These individuals, in the course of their social interactions, will find they quickly move pass the relaxed, feel-good state commonly induced by small quantities of alcohol and arrive at a heavy state if inebriation.

Sally is definitely a social drunk. She never drinks unless it's girls night, than all bets are off. She will never be without a full glass and within an hour or two, we're helping her to her feet.

by MCINOH November 9, 2013