can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

Up your date

When something or someone is up your arse.

It can be literally or figuratively.

If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.

"This bloody Ford Ranger is driving up your date man."

by SawaDough June 5, 2022

me and you should date

factual information

Person a: yo me and you should date

person b: yo that's factual information

by ballseiwhfrhqeifph June 28, 2022

August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀

It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date

by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022

why you should date black dudes

Because once you go black you will never go back , they way better than yk (no disrespect to white nikkas ) they gone make sure you good at all times, they don’t cheat, they good at all sports, they don’t lie, they know how to use seasoning and they just look better overall , talm bout that nice chocolate skin ouweeee!!

i think raegan should start talking to jay

why you should date black dudes

by blackkkk23 November 19, 2022

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023

N word pass expiration date

N word pass expires after 24 hours of when it was received

N word pass expiration date

by anonymous June 25, 2023