Skip to main content

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer
A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !
by christophorus August 5, 2011
mugGet the crap wrap mug.

crapped down our leg

Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."
by aginasia November 13, 2011
mugGet the crapped down our leg mug.

Creepin' crap

Playing creeps on the iphone while taking a shit.
Hey Courtney I just had the biggest creepin' crap session.
by creepererererer September 2, 2011
mugGet the Creepin' crap mug.

poop crap

your wierd
your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly
by sigma mom February 27, 2023
mugGet the poop crap mug.

Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
mugGet the Fap crap mug.

crap

by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023
mugGet the crap mug.

Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Crap mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email