Closet Hoe

A closet Hoe is a house wife. She has sexual relations with her husband like a hooker. Does what he ask and likes and gets paid with a roof over her head and means to buy what she wants. She doesn't get paid with money but is taken care and provided for. A closet hoe doesn't wait for a John to pick her up. She waits for him to come home. It's a saying Hookers at the point used

She thinks she is better than these other hoes cause she is a closet hoe!

by Red Wine February 19, 2019

oyster cloister

A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.

Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister.

by Phil Loves Trish December 2, 2010

carnival in the closet

when a girl and boy go into a small closet and the girl gives the guy a hand job, blow job or fingers the girls.

( carnival in the closet is for example girl gives guy blow job in closet and then puts her head down and gets cum in her hair by accident)

by Christopher gaytano August 19, 2008

Walk-On Closet

When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.

Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...

by Schmlaa. December 22, 2008

closet monster

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!

Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!

by Pimpin November 20, 2004

closeted

Not me.

I'm not cloested.

by DaMan November 6, 2003

closet christians

1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.

The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.

by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006