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Doing a Claire

To promise to do Christmas lunch with the team, after a string of cancelled appointments for similar reasons, and then a day out conveniently have a knee surgery pop up 100km in the opposite direction.
Claire: Just got off the phone and I have an appointment with my surgeon tomorrow in Masterton.
Brett: Tell them you will just wait till late next year
Claire: Oh but I can't. Sorry boys
All: Doing a Claire, AGAIN
by Highstandards December 18, 2022
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Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.
"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."
by Noctone April 7, 2023
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Post-Cut Clarity

The realization after a haircut that you really are that nigga!
..: You still looking in the mirror?
....: Yeah, that post-cut clarity hitting rn
by wavymf December 18, 2023
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post vbucks clarity

That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world
Jack: “How many skins do you have?”
John: “389, man post vbucks clarity is hitting hard right now
by maany January 4, 2024
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Post taco bell clarity

The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever
“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama
by WC_Quizzy January 14, 2024
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Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted
"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"
by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023
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Post Electoral Clarity

A sudden friendlier atmosphere in political debates after the results of an election. More prevelant in countries with a multi-party system, where politicians have to cooperate to create government-coalitions.
Person 1: "Yeah I regret some stuff I said about Party 1 before the election, I'm happy they get along with my favourite Party 2."
Person 2: "I feel the same way man! I'm glad that i'm not the only one experiencing Post Electoral Clarity!"
by Leones1234 July 12, 2024
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