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Chinese water fountain

When you have to puke and shit at the same time so you begin spewing out of both ends while rotating 360 degrees.
He was so drunk that he began to do the chinese water fountain in the back yard to due lack of control
by rhcpfan16 November 12, 2012
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chinese water torture

The act of doing a girl from behind in a bathroom while dipping her head in and out of the toilet bowl
eg.1) "that girl won't die of dehydration now that I've given her the chinese water torture"

eg. 2) guy #1 "something smells like toilet water!" guy #2 "yeah, i just gave megan the chinese water torture!"
by The Big Pink Sock January 30, 2007
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Chinese Wang Parade

Simply running through an area inhabited by one or more people with your wang hanging low. It is not considered to be a true Wang Parade unless there is more that one person streaking.
Yo, me and Dennis pulled off an awesome Chinese Wang Parade last night.
by Dong Brown January 17, 2008
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Chinese Beanbag Chair

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.
I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.
by tboner1939 May 7, 2010
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Chinese finger cuff

The act of putting the head of two penises together, (one circumsized and one uncircumsized), and forcing the foreskin over the other man's penis.
Hey bro what's that thing you did with that indian guy called again?

"Oh yeah that was the chinese finger cuff"
by Man dog 81 July 22, 2017
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Chinese Finger Trap

When a Chinese " or Asian" Trans is fucked in the ass} and mouth by to guys
Man did you see that tranny last night, we ran a Chinese Finger Trap on that ass.
by Spring-heeled Jack November 12, 2018
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Chinese titty twister

The act of surgically attaching chopsticks to one's nipples, then waiting until the day after the following year's sabbath, and violently ripping off the chopsticks infront of the messiah (Extra points if the nipples come off)
Have you ever performed a Chinese titty twister? It's all the rage.
by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016
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