Venezuelan Oil Check

The act of shoving your finger into someone's asshole and checking how far up your finger the shit marks go, similar to a dip-stick in a car.

Yeah, after I gave Georgine a Venezuelan Oil Check I knew what she had eaten for the last week.

by dbuts December 19, 2016

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Virtual Reality Check

The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.

Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!

by Neesied69 August 08, 2012

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Check splitting dominance

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...

Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

by sheila in the car April 18, 2011

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Tax Check Rich

When someone gets their tax return after being broke all year long and go out and spend it all on dumb shit at Rent-To-Own places.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard Ralph got his tax check back. Must be nice.

Guy 2: Hell yeah he did dude. Stupid ass is Tax Check Rich now. He just bought a PS3 and a TV for $5,000. What a stupid smelly asshole. Being TCR is for the birds.

by Goose Manoose March 15, 2011

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Soft Brake Check

The act of hitting the brake pedal lightly so that the brake lights come on although there's no brake action.

Usually used to get tailgaters to chill out.

That asshole was tailgating me so I gave him a soft brake check to get him to stop being an impatient idiot and let me finish my overtake.

by Dumonster June 25, 2014

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