Venezuelan Oil Check

The act of shoving your finger into someone's asshole and checking how far up your finger the shit marks go, similar to a dip-stick in a car.

Yeah, after I gave Georgine a Venezuelan Oil Check I knew what she had eaten for the last week.

by dbuts February 4, 2017

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Virtual Reality Check

The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.

Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!

by Neesied69 August 8, 2012

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Check splitting dominance

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...

Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

by sheila in the car May 8, 2011

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Tax Check Rich

When someone gets their tax return after being broke all year long and go out and spend it all on dumb shit at Rent-To-Own places.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard Ralph got his tax check back. Must be nice.

Guy 2: Hell yeah he did dude. Stupid ass is Tax Check Rich now. He just bought a PS3 and a TV for $5,000. What a stupid smelly asshole. Being TCR is for the birds.

by Goose Manoose March 30, 2011

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Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.

Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.

by DrFuck April 13, 2023

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