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chatservice

A useful telephonic service provided to folks who need verbal contact that is not of a crisis nature.
I’ve hired an excellent chatservice to talk with my loquacious husband for a half hour each night so that I might have a little break!
chatservice by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021
Related Words

Sexbook Chatting 

The act of contacting a slampiece via facebook chat to try and get them to provide you with either domepiece or slampiece in the near future. This act usually occurs while the bro doing the sexbook chatting thumbs through the slampiece's pictures most likely ogling her friends at the same time and making implications of having deep feelings for said slampiece in order to expedite the process and hopefully receive domepiece the next time they meet.
"Griff was totally sexbook chatting that slampiece last night, he's probably going to receive at least some domepiece the next time they meet up"

chatspeak 

omg wtf r u tinking gothz pwn punkz!!/1oneone
chatspeak by Shadow June 6, 2004

Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot 

A sex act which requires two people. Zac Brown Band's ''Chicken Fried'' should be played whilst act is carried out. Both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. First the man must begin a basic line dance routine. The woman then lassos the man's penis with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the testicles ensues.
Hiram: Dang Cephas! Why y'all walkin' so funny?

Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!

Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.

Chatroulette

A brilliant invention. A place where all the psychos, skanks, perverts and pedophiles are kept the world over, safe in their living rooms, instead of out bothering the rest of us in the real world.
Guy1: My uncle is such a pervert.

Guy2: Did you introduce him to Chatroulette? =D

Guy1: Say, that's a swell idea!
Chatroulette by JaneGirl3345 March 10, 2010