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Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
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Bump

At least as old as Black & White movies, a Bump is "A Little More" of something, typically intoxicating.
"Can I bump you up" = get you another cocktail, line of coke/ketamine, etc.
by KPryme June 15, 2018
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Cop Bump

When the car in front of you is driving slow in the fast line you bump him into a spin out to get them out of your way. Like the technique police use in high speed chases.
The car in front of me was driving 40 in the fast lane and would not move over I had no choice but to COP BUMP them out of my way.
by Peleke9 July 31, 2016
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Ski bumps

Bumping. Bumping 'caine.To snort cocaine.
I'm in recovery now but I used to do Ski bumps when I was working 3rd shift
by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021
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steady bumping

How people dance to music with a good, steady beat. It refers to movement of the whole body, rather than just head bobbing or foot tapping.
Person 1: I dig this beat, man!
Person 2: I was steady bumping until the bass dropped, after that it was just a mindfuck
by jammingyo January 11, 2012
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Bumping the volleyball

by Vbbumper67 September 2, 2025
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bump-roll

v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.

An act designed for the lulz.
Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"

Chad: "No, man."

Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."

Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011
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