A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
by bigS May 11, 2014

by ʞɔɐʍ March 27, 2019

by Redacted gaming February 6, 2023

A person who decides to take the next level of smoking big bongs. This time an Ultra Bong can legit make you more stupid and high than a rock.
by Real YT Tartarus May 3, 2021

by Burger wizard March 22, 2024

-(noun) a place where high class people smoke marijuana.
-(noun) an area designated in a house where an expensive bong resides that gathers people from all over to join in a smoking session
-(noun) an area designated in a house where an expensive bong resides that gathers people from all over to join in a smoking session
We have to turn this room into a bong palace so that everyone can come over and smoke our 3 foot ROOR.
I got so ripped at the bong palace I thought my life was being narrated by James Earl Jones.
I got so ripped at the bong palace I thought my life was being narrated by James Earl Jones.
by soulymayne August 9, 2010

by anonymous June 22, 2021
