Hate Boner

(noun) a hatred so evident it simulates a similar desire of a sexual aspiration. In other words, what Nathan has for Rudy Gobert.

Nathan: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER HAHAHAHAH BUM HAHAHAHAH HE SUCKS SO MUCH (24/7)
Angelo: Chill out with the hate boner, bro.

by VeanSSJ5 March 29, 2022

boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017

truck boner

Getting a boner while jamming to sexy music and riding in a big macho truck

Damn it Sky Guy I got another f*ckn truck boner

by Space Pirate Ninja November 14, 2016

The boner game

Game; A race to see who can get hard the fastest without aid from pictures or touch.

oi mate, want to play the boner game???

by yaldi July 11, 2014

Marvel Boner

Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.

Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!

by Toonis May 31, 2018

Rug Boner

When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.

Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...

by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 14, 2011

Compassion Boner

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.

She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.

by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016