Rubik's Boner

Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.

He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner

by BeerPenguin May 19, 2018

boner maintenance

Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.

I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!

by Bendito September 12, 2013

boner oven

A woman's vagina.

Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.

by penishandle June 4, 2018

Cement Boner

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down

Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball

by kevro February 11, 2015

Railroad Boner

A model train hobbyist who gets an erection to a train passing through a tunnel.

Tony was working on the railroad when a train came through the tunnel causing him to achieve a railroad boner.

by Railfan22 February 8, 2023

Boner Vulture

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.

"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."

by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013

Hate Boner

(noun) a hatred so evident it simulates a similar desire of a sexual aspiration. In other words, what Nathan has for Rudy Gobert.

Nathan: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER HAHAHAHAH BUM HAHAHAHAH HE SUCKS SO MUCH (24/7)
Angelo: Chill out with the hate boner, bro.

by VeanSSJ5 March 29, 2022